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Johnny

  • Hello My Name Is Beowulf

    About You #7


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    Monday greetings!… two words that should probably never appear together. Hope your weekend was swell. Joanna and I had a half-weekend getaway that consisted of 34 hours away sans Baby Girl, 16 hours driving, and 3 hours of glorious live music. We’ll tell you all about it and the juicy…

  • He Says/She Says: High School Reunion

    He Says/She Says: High School Reunion


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    I remember sitting in a ceramics class. My teacher was waxing poetic about an out-of-body experience she had while visiting a Native American tribe. Some classmates were finishing up the final contours of interesting looking “vases” that included strategically concealed holes. As I looked around, I remember thinking what it…

  • It's the End of the World

    Everything Wrong in Our World in 30 Seconds


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    There will come a time. It might be in 60 years or maybe just 20 years. But that time will come. Your child/grandchild/great-grandchild will crack open their sixth grade History textbook and flip to the back. America’s Downfall, the chapter heading will read. They’ll thumb through the digitally-enhanced pages as you…

  • 7 Tips, Tricks & Thoughts on Taxes

    Government Ctrl+Alt+Del: My 7 Thoughts on Taxes


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    Welp, it looks like Congress did what it does best — which is absolutely nothing — and pressed Ctrl-Alt-Del on that whole government thing. If you’re affected, that’s lame and I’m sorry. If you’re not affected, I’d tell you to call your elected representatives and let them know how awesome…