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Johnny

  • Hello My Name Is Beowulf

    About You #6


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    Goodbye summer — we’ll miss you. Hello fall — you’re the worst. Well, you’re tied for worst with winter. Joanna thinks you’re alright because you make pretty leaves. But I’m not super impressed by dying leaves, especially since they’re the final warning sign before six continuous months of brutal cold…

  • Everything You Need on One Notecard

    A Pocket-Sized Guide to Financial Success


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    Hello friends — and foes… you know who you are Mr. Panda Express guy who always scrimps on my orange chicken. There’s a special circle in Dante’s Inferno reserved just for you. Overpriced Chinese-but-not-really-Chinese food aside, I wanted to let you all in an awesome image I saw retweeted a…

  • You've Been Severed (Part II)

    Job Loss: First Impressions (Johnny)


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    Well this should be a fun post! Wait a minute, how was I convinced to write a post about getting laid off? More specifically, a post about my feelings of getting laid off? Uh, no thanks. Let this be a lesson to all Candy Crush addicts — listen to what you’re…

  • OFB 50 States Project: Pennsylvania

    OFB 50 States Project: Pennsylvania


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    In The OFB 50 States Project, you the readers spill the beans about your state: the good, the bad, and the delicious. And thus provide “forever place” seekers (like yours truly) a useful resource in their search. We’d love to hear about your state! To be a part of this project, click here to…