There are three things I hate:
- Spam email
But since I recently did a whole post on not whining, I’m not about to do that with these three awful, terrible, no good, lousy things. After all, maybe I haven’t given them a fair shake. Maybe they’ve just gotten a bad rap.
In that spirit of curiosity, I tried olives again last week — they’re still terrible. So there’s that.
As far as scams and spam email, I decided that maybe these scammers and spammers were just misunderstood. Or maybe, just maybe, they really were African princes that wanted to bequeath upon me and my family their inheritance in the sum of $500 million. So I’ve started responding to them using an alter-ego (Jack) email address.
Richard still hasn’t responded to me, so I can only assume his client’s name is Jafar.
This email is hot off the press, so no response yet. But I’ve got a good feeling about Mr. Victor. There’s something about his CAPS LOCK and grammar that makes me trust him.
I think Tom is still running the numbers because he hasn’t gotten back to me… yet.
This experiment is still a work in progress. I’m hopeful that I’ll make some friends AND money along the way. In fact, the next time I post about this, we might be millionaires. And if my payday is as large as I’m being promised, I’ll share it with all of you. All I need you to do is send me your name, bank account number, date of birth, and favorite Ring Pop flavor.
(Original photo by borman818)